The Secret Service conjures up
images of Clint Eastwood in “In the Line of Fire.” Clean cut, unsmiling
men with conservative suits, earpieces and hidden weapons that flank the
president wherever he goes. Men and women, as we’ve seen, who will take
a bullet. See Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt as an agent moves
toward the gunman, making himself a figurative meat shield. That’s guts.
That’s brave. That might even be crazy.
Created in 1865 by Abraham Lincoln to combat the deluge of counterfeit money, the
Secret
Service was given the mission of protecting presidents nearly 35 years
later. (Interestingly, Lincoln was shot on April 14, 1865, the same day
he signed into law the piece of legislation that created the Secret
Service.)
But even these
imperial guards of democracy sometimes fall short, and we are all
reminded that behind the idolatry and PR, they are merely human. The
Uniformed Division’s motto is “Worthy of Trust and Confidence.” Not
always.
Pedestrians Beware
In
November 2009, two Secret Service armored vehicles hit a pedestrian,
Larry Donnall Moore, in Temple Hills, Maryland. The vehicles were used
to protect Vice President Joe Biden, but he was not traveling in the
convoy at the time of the accident. The victim sustained multiple
critical injuries and died after being taken to the hospital
Limo Limbo
In
May 2011, while visiting Dublin, Ireland, President Obama’s limousine
got stuck on a steep driveway while exiting the U.S. Embassy. Secret
Service agents hid the car from public view while they freed the car’s
tires. The car was not the infamous “Beast,” but a spare limo. Still,
methinks terrorists around the world just found the vehicle’s Achilles’
heel.
They Might Shoot the President
As
detailed in his book “The Kennedy Detail: JFK’s Secret Service Agents
Break Their Silence,” Gerald Blaine, a former Secret Service agent, was
assigned to watch President Johnson’s house in Washington, D.C.
But
this was no ordinary night. It was November 22, 1963, the night of
Kennedy’s assassination. Blaine heard someone walking toward the house
and cocked his submachine gun to scare off the intruder.
“He'd expected the footsteps to retreat with
the
loud sound of the gun activating, but they kept coming closer. Blaine's
heart pounded, his finger firmly on the trigger. Let me see your face,
you bastard. The next instant, there was a face to go with the
footsteps.
'The new President
of the United States, Lyndon Baines Johnson, had just rounded the
corner, and Blaine had the gun pointed directly at the man's chest. In
the blackness of the night, Johnson's face went completely white.
Blaine
regained his composure as the reality of what had just happened washed
over him. Fourteen hours after losing a president, the nation had come
chillingly close to losing another one.”
The Ultimate Party Crasher
It
sounds more like a blockbuster comedy, but in November 2009, Tareq and
Michaele Salahi crashed the White House state dinner, and even shook
hands with President Obama in a reception line. The Secret Service
didn’t even know they’d been had until Michaele posted photos of herself
at the event on her Facebook page. An internal investigation revealed
that Secret Service agents didn’t follow protocol at a security
checkpoint. Duh. More embarrassingly, a third party-crasher was later
discovered, party promoter Carlos Allen.
In
its defense, the Secret Service processed more than 1.2 million
visitors to the White House complex in 2008. Said Mark Sullivan, Secret
Service Director, “Even with [those] successes, we need to be right 100
percent of the time.”
Amazingly,
in May 2010, the Salahis tried to crash another White House dinner,
this time in honor of Mexico’s president. Thankfully, the Secret Service
stopped Salahi’s limo a few blocks from the White House
Men Are Men
Perhaps
the true reason Secret Service agents wear sunglasses is to hide the
ogling they do to protectees. David Chaney, a Secret Service supervisor,
wrote in 2009 on his Facebook page about his time protecting Sarah
Palin in 2008, “I was really checking her out, if you know what I mean.”
Chaney was forced to resign amid the uproar. Said Palin about President
Obama, “He better be wary…they may be checking out the First Lady
instead of guarding her.”
“Colombiagate”
As
everyone knows by now, 11 Secret Service staff members were sent home
from Cartagena, Colombia after one of the agents stiffed a local
prostitute for her services the previous night. The scandal broke the
day before President Obama was to arrive for the Summit of the Americas.
Ronald Kessler, author of “In the President’s Service,” argues that the
president is particularly unsafe now, because replacement agents who
were hurried in to replace the Cartagena 11 haven’t
had time to acclimate to their new environment.
They Might Undermine Security
In
February 2002, a Secret Service agent accidentally left the security
plans for Vice President Dick Cheney at a Salt Lake City skateboard
store. Cheney was scheduled to visit during the closing ceremony of the
Winter Olympics. Supposedly, the plans were not classified, but did
contain information about 17 agents as part of Cheney’s detail,
including the “sweep time” (when agents were to secure the stadium hours
before his arrival.)
As the Salt Lake Tribune reported, when store
owner
Clayton Greenhalgh called to report the mistake, “a Secret Service
representative promised that an agent would pick up the log. After 45
minutes, no one had arrived, so he offered to take it to the agency’s
downtown office.”
In an
ironic turn of events, the store owner said the Secret Service
reprimanded him for telling the Salt Lake Tribune about the missing
documents
They Might Sleep With Your Daughter
In
1997, Secret Service agent Timothy O’Brien was convicted of having sex
with a 16-year-old girl, possession of meth, and resisting arrest.
O’Brien had been assigned to former President Reagan’s home in Bel-Air.
Testimony indicated O’Brien would sleep with the girl night after night
and then give her meth to help keep her awake during school the next
day. When the girl’s father confronted O’Brien, the agent drew his
service weapon and threatened to shoot him. O’Brien was
arrested,
but only after a brawl with two officers. O’Brien was subsequently
fired and sentenced to six years in prison .
O’Brien’s
defense attorney Jim Blatt said the girl, "wrote passionate love notes,
desired sexual relations and enjoyed them. To prosecute this man when
he finally gives in to this temptation, I think perhaps it may be
considered unfair."
They Might Bite Your Ear Off
Wait, is this Mike Tyson or the Secret Service?
In
February 2002, Secret Service agents were protecting Vice President
Cheney during his visit to Miramar. After their shift, a few agents went
to the Daley Double Lounge, a bar in Encinitas. A brawl broke out
between the agents and local patrons and somewhere in the melee, one of
Cheney’s agents bit off the tip of Zachary Elson’s ear. Interestingly,
in a civil suit filed by Elson, a jury sided with the Secret Service
agent, who claimed Elson was
tugging at his gun during the struggle
They Might Lose Their Guns
In
October 1999, Secret Service agent Mary Drury, as part of then-First
Lady Hilary Clinton’s protective detail, had her purse stolen while she
drank at the Fairmont Hotel bar in Chicago. Drury was off duty at the
time, but violated a strict no-drinking policy while carrying a weapon.
The purse held Drury’s .357 Sig Sauer and was the second time Drury had
lost her gun. With the help of the Chicago police, the gun was recovered
and the thief got a 40-month prison term
Assassinations Happen
Kennedy
is obviously the most famous. In an eerily familiar report, William
Manchester, in his 1967 book, “Death of the President,” reports that
nine agents of the White House Secret Service detail were out after
midnight on November 22, starting with beer and cocktails. One agent was
out until 5AM. Fellow drinkers during those early hours were to ride in
the President’s follow-up car and whose alertness was vital to his
safety (reason.com).
What’s scarier is the list – a LIST – of
presidents
who came close, too close to being assassinated. These aren’t thwarted
plots or attempts while the president was out of town. These are near
misses, a hair’s breadth from changing history: Harry S. Truman, by two
Puerto Rican activists trying to force their way in Blair House; Gerald
Ford, once by Manson follower Lynette Fromme, who pulled a Colt pistol;
and a second time only 17 days later by Sara Jane Moore, who fired a
revolver at Ford from only 40 feet away; Ronald Reagan, shot by John
Hinckley, Jr., in a vain attempt to impress Jodi Foster; and George W.
Bush, during a speech in Tbilisi, Georgia by a live Soviet-made hand
grenade that didn’t detonate only because a handkerchief was wrapped too
tightly around it to allow the firing pin to deploy.
Close calls. Secret Service blunders.
True, the Secret Service is awesome 99% of the time.
But that 1% could be, and sometimes is, deadly
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