As we move toward an age of quiet gadgets that do everything possible
not to get in our way, we’re losing our appreciation for all the magic
under the hood. Not long ago, the sounds our devices made reminded us
that they were doing something truly important, whether that task was
connecting us to the Internet or bringing us back to the beginning of
our favorite VHS movies.
A child born today has a greater chance of hearing a real cloned
dinosaur roar than a busy signal. But for those of us who lived through
the beginning of the PC revolution, these 13 tech sounds will always be hardcoded into our memories.The Mac OS “Uh-Oh” Sound
Getting error messages is bad enough, but having your computer
literally yell at you every time you hit the wrong key is real torture.
Nevertheless, many Mac users were amused by the sound of a demonic
chipmunk screaming “uh-oh” when they experienced an error. It was cute
maybe the first 300 times.
VHS Rewind
Long before the age of Netflix, we rented tapes from the video
store and lived in constant fear that, if we forgot to be kind and
rewind them, we’d get charged a penalty. So before we could grab that
nearly overdue copy of “Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama,”
jump in the car, and run three red lights to get to Blockbuster in time
to avoid a late fee, we had to sit through five minutes of tape whirring
as we waited for the VCR to bring our tape back to the beginning. The
most satisfying part of the rewind sound was how the whirring noises
seemed to get louder as the gears sped up in their race back to the
beginning of the tape.
The Whir of a Floppy Disk Drive
One thing that’s missing from today’s high-speed computing
experience is the sense of anticipation. Back in the '80s and even the
'90s, we waited with bated breath as our PCs tried to read our data off
of floppy disks. As the loud drive head whirred, we crossed our fingers
and hoped that a scratch or magnetic exposure hadn’t trashed our term
paper. A scraping noise could spell impending doom.
Dial-up Modem Handshake
In the age of 4G and fiber optics, it’s hard to remember a time when we had to use copper phone lines to dial up to our Internet services.
But back in the days of CompuServe and Prodigy, we had to enter a local
number into our computer’s dialer and then listen as our 2,400 baud
modem dialed the phone, the phone rang, and then the two modems made a
long dance of beeps and boings that sounded more like Ricochet Rabbit
getting into a gunfight or Fred Flintstone foot-driving his car than two
finely tuned computers connecting.
Dial Tone
Back in the old days of copper phone wire and real live phone
operators, you’d hear a dial tone every time you picked up the phone,
just to let you know that you had an active connection. If you didn’t
act quickly and dial, the phone would get angry at you and start making
louder beeps to get your attention. Today, some VoIP
phones still give you a dial tone as a way of emulating that past, but
in reality, the need for this noise disappeared the minute people
started using digital methods of communication. Still, it was always
wonderful to pick up your phone and hear the comforting dial tone that
let you know that, yes, you still have service, even when the power in
your house was out.
Busy Signal
Remember the days when you had to call a number over and over again
just to get through? With services like voicemail and call waiting
coming standard today, you never hit a dead end when you dialed a
friend. But not too long ago, you could be dialing your mom to tell her
that you just got engaged and be blocked by the busy signal — that
shrill-voiced virtual bouncer — over and over again, because she was on the phone with your aunt.
Rotary Phone WindingToday, our cellphones make tones when we hit the numbers just for our own edification, because in reality, the dialing is all digital. However, back in the days before buttons, we had the pleasant, but time-consuming task of turning a rotary dial to make calls. It’s hard not to miss the hypnotic whirring noise that the dial made as it slowly returned to position after you moved it down to a high number like 8 or 9.
Boot-up Beeps
Because the time you spend waiting for your computer
to start is wasted time, many computer-makers don’t want to make the
boot process any more conspicuous than it has to be. But back in the
day, every computer made a satisfying beep noise as soon as you hit the
power button. A single beep noise was music to the ears because it meant
the computer is “good to go.” Double beeps or triple beeps meant there
was something wrong.
“You’ve Got Mail!”
Remember when you actually wanted to receive email? Today, our inboxes
are an unholy mixture of Viagra spam and Nigerian banking scams, with a
sprinkle of legitimate correspondence thrown in. But back when the Web
was new and AOL was the most popular ISP, users couldn’t wait to hear
the sound of a man’s voice saying “you’ve got mail” each and every time a
new message arrived.
Windows 95 Shutdown Sound
Before Windows 95 launched, PC users always knew exactly when their
computers were powered down. With earlier versions of Windows and DOS,
you’d simply exit your program to a command prompt, hit the power button
and watch as your computer turned off immediately. Starting with
Windows 95, users had to actually hit a shutdown button and wait
anywhere from seconds to more than a minute for the computer to shut
off. The musical shutdown sound let you know that, even if you were
across the room, yourPC was successfully turning off, rather than getting stuck.
Dot Matrix Printout
Long before the days of color laser printers that churn out 30 pages a
minute, we had dot matrix printing. There was something hypnotically
relaxing about the sound of the chirpy print moving from left to right
as reams of paper slowly pulled past it. We could meditate to that
sound.
CRT TV On and Off Sound
Today, our flat-panel TVs and monitors turn on and off in silence.
Unless they have very conspicuous status lights, we often can’t tell
whether our screens are on or off. With tube TVs, there was a wonderful
pop of the tube powering up and the crack of it powering down.
Clicky Keyboard
While some gamers and typing traditionalists still use mechanical
keyboards, all notebooks and most desktops today come with loathsomely
laconic letters. When IBM ruled the desktop, PC
keyboards produced a terrific tactile sound for every key you hit. To
serious typists, this symphony of springs is more beautiful than
Beethoven’s Ninth, because it gives them audible feedback that their
strokes have registered.
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